How To Pull Westlife!

 

Smash Hits Magazine June 1999 >>subscribe to Smash Hits

Fancy wooing WestLife? Read on to find out how! (And how not to... but who wouldn't like to do that?)

 

How would a girl go about wooing you?

MARK: She'd have to be really funny and a good laugh.

BRYAN: Just by smiling at me, because I've never been chatted up before!

NICKY: Eye contact for me, definitely.

KIAN: Just by being a nice person -by being herself.

SHANE: She'd need to be presentable so I liked her at first glance.

 

What would she need to look like?(None of this 'personality is more important' business, ta)

MARK: I like different sorts of girls You kind of know when you see someone that you could get on with.

BRYAN: I'm not into made-up, fake-looking girls. Someone natural and different-looking.

NICKY: Very ladylike and smart, not streety-looking.

KIAN: Natural-looking with something different about her.

SHANE: Very well-presented but not too much make-up. I don't like girls who look like they've taken hours to get ready.

 

How would she catch your eye?

MARK: Well, to start with, if they were nice-looking and they had nice clothes on. But you'd have to see what they were like as a person.

BRYAN: I always notice a smile first.

NICKY: By looking at me! KIAN: If she was good-looking she'd catch my eye anyway!

SHANE: A nice smile would do it every time.

 

Would you approach her or wait for her to approach you?

MARK: I'd get me and my friend to walk over and ease our way into the conversation.

BRYAN: I wouldn't do either. I'd wait for us to bump into each other.

NICKY: I'd wait and see if she approached me, and if she didn't I'd go over to her.

KIAN: If I was getting signals off her but she was too shy to come over, I'd approach her.

SHANE: If I really liked her I'd go over, or accidently bump into her

 

What should be her opening line?

MARK: 'How's it going? Are you having a good night?' I wouldn't like her to say that she liked my single, or anything like that!

BRYAN: I'd like her to ask me out for a drink. That'd be perfect.

NICKY: Something funny and nothing to do with the band!

KIAN: Something casual. No terrible chat-up lines -they're not necessary!

SHANE: Something short and sweet so you want to know more!

 

What should she be wearing?

MARK: Well, I really like Mel C's style, but then again I think Mariah Carey looks good. I basically like all kinds of clothes!

BRYAN: I do like short skirts, and I like smart girls.

NICKY: Like I said, classy.

KIAN: I like the baggy trousers and sneakers look, but I also like slick girls. Anything!

SHANE: Some girls look gorgeous in combats, and some look gorgeous in hipsters, so whatever they look gorgeous in!

 

What perfume should she wear?

MARK: most girls smell nice anyway, so that's enough for me!

BRYAN: Tommy Girl.

NICKY: Eternity by Calvin Klein, definitely!

KIAN: I love White Musk.

SHANE: Cool Water for Women.

 

What should her hair be like?

MARK: I don't mind as long as she's nice-looking!

BRYAN: I like either a girl with blonde hair, or a girl with jet-black hair.

NICKY: I don't mind as long as she's got hair!

KIAN: Blonde, dark, red, short, long, up, down, whatever!

SHANE: Natural -I'm not mad on blue hair!

 

Would you like her to look like any famous gal?

MARK: Mariah Carey. I think she's beautiful.

BRYAN: Jennifer Loves Chewitts.

NICKY: Nope, just herself!

KIAN: Any, hahaha!

SHANE: Nicole Kidman, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Cameron Diaz are beautiful.

 

What would really put you off a girl?

MARK: If she was picking her nose or had smelly breath. Yeauch!

BRYAN: If she was arrogant and big-headed. NICKY:: If she was too forward.

KIAN: Someone saying, 'I fancy you because you're Kian from WestLife.' A big no-no.

SHANE: If a girl came up and started telling me her life story, or a girl with bad breath.

 

Have you ever had a nightmare girl experience?

MARK: Once, some of my friends told this girl that I liked her, so she started chatting me up. I felt really awful, and they all sat giggling in the corner.

BRYAN: Yes. I was grabbed a few times by drunk girls when I worked on security in McDonald's. That was embarrasing.

NICKY: This girl that used to follow me around at school all the time, and the follow me home afterwards -that was a total nightmare!

KIAN: I've been sent some very wierd, very pervy letters!

SHANE: I've had girls i've chatted to turning into complete psychos and decide that we should spend the rest of our lives together. Scary!

 

Wich friends girl ?

BRYAN: Rachel

NICKY: Monica

KIAN: Rachel

SHANE: Phoebe

 

Which Steps girl?

MARK: Lisa

BRYAN: Claire

NICKY: All of them!

KIAN: Lisa

SHANE: Faye

 

Which All Saint?

MARK: Shaznay or Nic

BRYAN: Nic

NICKY: Nic

KIAN: Nic

SHANE: Nat

 

Which B*Witched?

MARK: Lindsay

BRYAN: SinŽad

NICKY: All of them!

KIAN: Lindsay

SHANE: Lindsay

 

Which Spice?

MARK: Victoria

BRYAN: Mel C

NICKY: Victoria

KIAN: Emma

SHANE: Victoria

 

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